Most of Bori's youth was spent in the kitchen. This is because Bori has one desire in life. The desire to eat. Unfortunately for Bori, she does not get all she can eat all the time, but this is for her own good. One time Bori was able to eat all she could by ripping open a bag of dog food and eating until she couldn't move. Her stomach was the size of Texas. She was very sick for 4 days and had a lot of diarrhea and bloody stool. One would think Bori learned her lesson, but to this day, she still loves food to no known human extent. Enough about Bori's bottomless stomach.
Bori's hobbies include:
- Ripping eyeballs off of stuffed animals
- Ripping stuffing out of stuffed animals
- Playing tug-o-war
- Ripping apart tug-o-war rope into 3000 strands
- Eating lettuce; Eating apples; Eating carrots
- Eating random crap off the street or whatever she can find in the grass
- Beating up her sister
- Chewing on her toys
- Licking feet; Licking hands; Licking your face
- Licking any visible skin while you're sitting
Bori hates her sister most of the time. Their relationship could be described as one sided, but it's actually zero sided. Bori generally doesn't like to meet new people. She keeps to herself most of the time and gets bored easily. One may believe that food would be the key to her heart, but Bori will love food just for the fact that it is food. The source of the food is not important.
Bori loves her mom and dad. She thinks they are the best because they give her food, toys, and love.
Bori loves her mom and dad. She thinks they are the best because they give her food, toys, and love.
